It's a shocking crisis of vertical proportions! The ultimate clash of MAGestic dragons and two armies, settled on the battlefield. All will be vanquished! (I think that's all of them.)
Notes: It's just like the original Mario Brothers, in 3D...and red...and not very good. Comprises 7% of the Virtual boy library, so there's that.
Notes: Are those ships in the foreground or background? Oh shit, I'm dead.
Dragon Quest VIII
Flipnic: Ultimate Pinball
Notes: Both All Gen Gamers and Retronauts have been talking about this Pinball game. I had to give it a whirl.
Army of Two
Notes: Planning on getting repeatedly shot in the face? Don't forget your spooky metal hockey mask!
Battlefield: Bad Company 2
Notes: In typical fashion, I got this just in time for the sequel!
Notes: With 256 players on the same same battlefield, I'm taking my FPS deficiency to a whole new level.
Notes: Cover-based shooter set against rocket-powered douchbaggery. Plus, this game has a scoreboard--remember when games had scores? That's everything I could ever want in a game.